by James smith chan March 19, 2025
Get the Solomon mug.An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around
Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023
Get the Solomon James mug.by frankyrules May 15, 2019
Get the solomon mug.The most loving guy ever. He is definitely funny and will cheer you up in seconds. He is a family man and will do anything to protect them. Loves children and wants 5 of them. It is loyal and caring. Will always be there for you when you need him. If you find a Solomon never let him go he is a catch. Oh but wait, this one is taken!
I love you Solomon.
by SugarBear17 November 22, 2021
Get the Solomon mug.A short king that is Jewish.
"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
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"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
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by adventurebeans June 21, 2025
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