Definitions by jakepauler420xd
Sean Q
He's the queen bee. The star.
How do I even begin to explain Sean Q?
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Sean Q is at the top of the social hierarchy
How do I even begin to explain Sean Q?
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Sean Q is at the top of the social hierarchy
Sean Q by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019
Sam Solomon
And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Sam Solomon by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019