wetting the soil while it's being planted 

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

wetting the soil while it's being planted by morting September 5, 2025

soiled it 

'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. 👏 It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! 🌟🎉

1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".

2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.

3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.

soiled it by earthbuddy March 12, 2023

Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.

1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.

Soiled Sock by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

Soila 

Is a girl that is beautiful, sometimes confused, sometimes unfaithful, and and is impossible to forget. She has you falling in love the moment she walk in the door. Usually very artistic with a great sense of style. Is usually family oriented.

She is a soila, watch out for your heart, she just might take over.

Soila by sweestsmile March 3, 2010

soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum

1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.

soiled his diaper by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

soilwork 

best band ever

i like listening to soilwork

soilwork by ben G June 25, 2003

Soilder

Soilder is a common misspelling of soldier, usually meaning whoever has typed the message containing soilder is a small child who has not yet learned the difference between the ground and a soldier, and can often be found being used by new players in the game Roblox. See Solider for similar misspelling.

For example, that noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types might say, "how to bea n us mairnes soilder?". Everyone will continue to ignore him until some hopeless soul tries to explain it to him, "so you go into menu and select... (he will explain all of it to him)". Of course, the noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types will not understand, and ask the same question until he either leaves or gets fed up with nobody answering him.

"I wnat be soilder, how be soilder?" the noob says, and nobody listens to him because he's been asking the same or similar things for maybe even hours on end.

Soilder by NewbzRKee(Probably) February 11, 2020