mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

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Softie

Mainly a person named Alex, hiding many plushies of llamas on their bed. As well as other 'cute' possessions. They're ashamed of their truth and try they're best to deny obviously true accusations.

"Who did you see them? Who, Alex? Yeah, they're a total Softie"

by Kallen_Simp January 10, 2022

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softy

The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off

Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.

by jimothy5_6 June 25, 2020

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Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.

The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.

by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023

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softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

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