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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017
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Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!
by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021
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Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.
by braindead November 19, 2019
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The devil's soft serve

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
by hotmessy November 12, 2022
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Chicago Soft Serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
by JustLib July 17, 2022
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Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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