Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 24, 2009

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022

Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.

Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022