fresh socking it

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

Bill Gates is fresh socking it.

by Fauxpaw January 31, 2007

blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.

“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”

by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017

socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad

1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."

by drKarling July 2, 2004

Socking

Ejaculating into a sock and then wearing them afterwards

Micheal likes to wear the socks he jerked into. He calls it socking.

by PickelRick February 9, 2022

brown sockin' it

the point at which diarrhea is unholdable and you rip a mudslide down your pants and on or into your sock(s)turning it/them brown.

"I love mexican food!"
"Yeah, me too. but I always end up brown sockin' it afterwards."

by Mitch Trimble October 21, 2007

Socking

A variant of Docking. When two males make contact with each other’s penis heads. One male must be uncircumcised while the other is not. The male with the extra foreskin, slides his sheath over the circumcised males penis. Creating a sock.

“Hey Brice.” “Yah Thad”. While docking tonight let’s kick it up a notch and try Socking!”
“Bro! my cock is so cold!” “Don’t worry buddy, I’m uncircumcised! I’ll sock you!”

by Duckystyle October 17, 2018

socking

The act of vigorously and/or animatedly masturbating with a sock snugly wrapped around one's penis.

A: Dude, where did all of my socks go?
B: Sorry bro, I had to take a few because I was socking so hard last night.

by chag-alert November 25, 2013