Sober As A Duck 

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

Sober As A Duck by DarKnd March 27, 2022

sober feeding 

(sarcasm) when a person is drunk and they feed the enemy team in an online video game.

Mayank already decided he will be sober feeding tonight.

sober feeding by helloteam May 22, 2023

sober Irishman 

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

sober Irishman by Robbie J June 10, 2003

Sober Sally 

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

Sober Sally by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up 

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

sober up by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

sober prowling 

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.

Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.

sober prowling by Doc 123 December 28, 2008

Sober Snapper 

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".

Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.

Sober Snapper by BJA1990 June 29, 2011