soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

soapy brow

when a girl receives a facial the semen forms a unibrow on her

John gave me a soapy brow last night

by jaunathon January 30, 2016

Soapy Chicken

Soapy Chicken is a slang word for vagina
Often used in small schools

"Hey, I pounded that tight soapy chicken last night, it was great!"

by weird ass definitions March 22, 2016

Soapy Scrot

When you get out of the shower after washing your dick and you forgot to rinse off your nut sack so it has soap all over it and many times looks like Santa Claus

I had to get back in the shower because I had a soapy scrot.

by SpeedyKitten January 4, 2019

soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.

Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands

by loltoastlol November 25, 2020

soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey

"bro soapy squidward was so sick"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022