Provo Soak

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

super soak dat hoe

when you ejaculate all over a female so she becomes super soaked in your semen.

Yesterday I decided to super soak dat hoe so much, her eyes were stuck shut.

by Brittany Marie December 16, 2007

super soak that hoe

When you let off a "load" in the girls face

(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)

Im gonna super soak that hoe tonight

by billybobta January 15, 2008

Leaving Them To Soak

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.

Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Super Soak

When you have a large amount of ejaculation built up and you spray your load all over a female.

I'm going to double pump and super soak that hoe!

by The Thug Butter Shooters October 29, 2007

super soak that ho

it is when a male jacks himself off and holding his penis like a super soaker ejaculates all over a ho, preferably some slutty girl who he has never met before.

Did you see Seabass just super soak that ho?

by Brigde Elgap October 5, 2007

Jackhammer soak

A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.

Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin

RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins

Greggy C: I LIKE THAT

by Not_A_Real_Doctor December 17, 2021