An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park
by fhnfdbjnsd December 27, 2013
A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
by Raw Entice March 01, 2012
by Donie who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010
someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
by bestpersonintheworldyourmum January 25, 2011
When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.
I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.
After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.
After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
by amberenergy84 February 04, 2011
the act of being turned down or denied by a guy. this can even happen at such extremes as being completely wasted or when stooping below your level.
This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.
This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.
by llevent26 January 29, 2010