by bonerjuice69 April 1, 2011
Get the snapper pantsmug. Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.
Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
by I'm an example of a gentleman April 16, 2017
Get the peach snappermug. "Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
by Branch Snapper January 5, 2008
Get the Mackrel Snappermug. by Nate X. August 27, 2006
Get the Red Snappermug. When a person says or acts in a manner that is incredibly stupid. Generally, a person who is an air head, or they lack the intellectual ability to interrupt the people around them with a useless comment or action.
Having just had my second interview for a new job, my friend Jane comes to my current place of work to congratulate me. In front of my employer shes asks me if I got the new Job. "What a snapper head!"
by MCC61 September 26, 2009
Get the Snapper Headmug. by Ape.man July 9, 2007
Get the snapper lappermug. by Brad Gray May 8, 2009
Get the Horn Snappermug.