by bonerjuice69 March 16, 2011
Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.
Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
by I'm an example of a gentleman April 17, 2017
"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
by Branch Snapper December 13, 2007
by Nate X. August 27, 2006
When a person says or acts in a manner that is incredibly stupid. Generally, a person who is an air head, or they lack the intellectual ability to interrupt the people around them with a useless comment or action.
Having just had my second interview for a new job, my friend Jane comes to my current place of work to congratulate me. In front of my employer shes asks me if I got the new Job. "What a snapper head!"
by MCC61 September 26, 2009
by Brad Gray May 8, 2009
by Ape.man June 13, 2007