A person who studies ie mugs all day for exams and has no life. Typically, he is a closet mugger and tells people he does not mug while secretly as a snake, he studied his ass off. Hence, the term snaek. Note that you spell it as snaek and not snake.
Jock: My God you study so much!
Jonathan: Nah I don't study much at all...
Jock: Please, you do, that's why you score so well for your exams!
Jonathan: I swear, I don't.
Jock: Psshh, you snaek...
Jonathan: Nah I don't study much at all...
Jock: Please, you do, that's why you score so well for your exams!
Jonathan: I swear, I don't.
Jock: Psshh, you snaek...
by Handyman August 26, 2013
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Sanjeev, a smart dude. He is one of the smartest people you know, but when you really know him well, you will realise he is a faker, and is just a little above average. He can argue himself out of almost any predicament, and can outsmart people all the time. He is shitty at sports, but is really really really competitive, and looks dumb when playing sports. Sanjeev doesn't need to worry about smarts, but his real problem is when it comes to his social life. He has completely different personalities when interacting with different people, and he seems to dumb himself down when talking to certain people. He has a few really good friends, who he trusts a lot, but he is very closed off about his secrets. He always gossips with people, and makes enemies quickly. Honestly, Sanjeev is just really different.
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An exceptionally clever form of comeback, rejoinder, riposte or repartee designed to entertain mainly the speaker; a inside joke of the purest form reserved for only the gifted and those who are smart enough to follow them.
Truman Capote frequented a Key West Bar. A man's wife, enamored of Capote left her drunken husband's table, walked over and gushingly asked Capote to autograph a paper napkin.
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
by Captclam January 15, 2012
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look at that stunner it's a Sajeela!
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