Smokeeing

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.

I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 10, 2007

Smoking

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

by Djesse June 18, 2019

Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.

Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."

by EvilGoslingTwin December 31, 2011

the Smokes

a slang term for the streets of London.

Chap 1: Oi, mate! Where ya been?
Chap 2: I was in a fight with some sod down in the Smokes

by Clash City Rocker February 27, 2005

smoking

A really attractive girl is sometimes said to be "smoking" or "smoking hot". It is one of the best compliments you can give a girl, telling her that she is extremely attractive.

I want to introduce you to my sister. Is she hot? Are you kidding? She's smoking!

by Pro-Love Girl March 2, 2011

Smoked

A word When you get insulted

He just got Smoked!

by APersonWhoPutsInRandomAnswers March 18, 2018