A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
by wolfbait51 January 08, 2011
An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.
by Boris Simeon April 18, 2011
that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor
this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma
by L-D to da D-Z November 08, 2006
1. Dick Cheese
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
by Diculator November 02, 2009
1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.
by Matt10101 January 20, 2008
‘who’s that guy at the table by himself that reeks of smegma?’
‘that’s Tim. and good nose! he’s a smegma male’
‘that’s Tim. and good nose! he’s a smegma male’
by dirtxbike March 21, 2022
by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003