ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon May 8, 2011

navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor

this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma

by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006

Smegma Cheese

1. Dick Cheese

2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .

girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.

by Diculator November 2, 2009

Smegma-mouth

1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.

'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'

by Matt10101 January 19, 2008

smegma male

a guy who’s a loner but for obvious reasons.

not to be confused with sigma male.

‘who’s that guy at the table by himself that reeks of smegma?’

‘that’s Tim. and good nose! he’s a smegma male’

by dirtxbike March 21, 2022

smegma breath

A general insult aimed at a person who's not welcome; works better when applied to males.

Check out smegma breath there, don't you guys just hate him?

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003