Smackhead Smasher

A person a who likes to have sex with local smackheads

you’re a smackhead smasher for smashing that local smackhead

by @Jrdznn — insta November 13, 2020

utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018

Bug Smasher

One of the members of a party of men, mostly from Georgia, who were among the first non-indigenous Americans to "discover" Death Valley, California, in December 1849. This group was part of a wagon train of "Gold Rush 49'ers", numbering about 150, who were enroute to California from Salt Lake City, and became lost after attempting to follow a "short cut" map that purported to cut 200 miles off the well-known Old Spanish Trail to Los Angeles. This map was later proven to be fraudulent. Little is known of this particular group, except their number, about 15~20 men, and the name of their leader, one James Martin. This shortcut proved disastrous - three men died in late December 1849 and January 1950 and all suffered terribly from thirst and near starvation before reaching Los Angeles, 2 months after the rest of the original wagon train that had stayed on the known trail.

"Did you hear about Benny's attempt to hike across Death Valley last summer? He had to be rescued by Park Rangers before he even got a mile from his car; he almost won the Bug Smashers Award!"

by ctsurv553 December 26, 2021

Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.

I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.

by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010

Town Smasher

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.

1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."

by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018