smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone February 2, 2016

Smart

when people are getting straight A's in school, and understand everything that is being taught.

Anthony and Joseph are smart and Mrs. Ivie knows it.

by Anthony Estes March 26, 2008

Smart

Asian

That exchange student from China must be SMART...

by enabobeana21 July 2, 2014

smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 5, 2018

Smarts

The new term for giving head or brains used mostly in a bad way.

Put your Smarts on the side of your Garmet Wh0p0r0x

by Monsterman90 or SickleCell November 26, 2003

Smart

Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.

Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!

by Shnotia December 29, 2011