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slutfishing

To go searching for cheap sex with wonderfully skanky sluts.
While this can often refer to "trolling" (aka taking whatever will follow) or tournament slutfishing (keeping the beauties, throwing back the trash).
Slutfishing is most common around the college campuses of America, although it is also a popular pastime in gyms, bars, whorehouses, massage parlors, restaurants, malls, streets, up in da club, the beach, the lake, deez nutz, the dump... okay, I was just kidding about the dump. You get the picture. You can pursue this activity in just about any bastion of freedom.
#1
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."

#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."

#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."
by hotcats January 10, 2009
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KING SLUTBAG

One who reigns supreme over all other slutbags.

The leader of fellow Slutbags.

Straight out PIMP
Chris is the KING SLUTBAG at Prive.

That Hot chocolate is the King SLutbag in these parts of the country.

If Slutbagging had a royal family C. Lane would be the KING SLUTBAG
by V21 January 20, 2009
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slutfuck

A.) A word to say when youre extrmely aggravated.

B.) Something you can call someone who pisses you off completely

C.) Basically fucking a slut.
AHHHH! damn computer keeps crashing... such a slutfuck.

You little slutfuckkkkk

I had me some slutfuck last night!
by Steveeeeeeelahdfkdsg January 9, 2008
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slutfarm

A small community where most of the young women are easy, sleazy and trouble. They were born to have lots of sex and have babies with often more than one partner, and starting at a young age. Slutfarms usually have a higher teenage pregnancy rate, and sometimes a higher STD rate.

Not all small communities are slutfarms. This usually happens in small communities that are boring with nothing to do but screw. Some small towns, on the other hand, have other stuff to occupy their youth, so they don't just drink and screw starting at the age of 13.
-"Hey there's a party out in slutfarm tonight.
-"Which one?"
-"Garson"
-"I hate Garson parties...but at least I always get laid..."
-"Well worth the 20 minute drive my friend"
-"Let's stop for some domes first on the way there"
-SLUTFARM here we come!
by ASFWER December 31, 2007
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Slutasaurus Rex

get away from me you slutasaurus rex! go find someone else to ********************
by wowsers May 7, 2003
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slutacular

The type of girl that you know fucks every guy, but you also know she's so unreal in bed that you would do it anyway.
I know that girl is slutacular, but I would suck her dad’s dick just to get some of where that came from.
by tipdog32 February 4, 2007
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SlutBangSession

A slut bang session is the couple of days spent at a hoe's house for the purpose of getting booty. You can usually get many sessions from one slut because they like to fuck just like you. It's a good time to practice technique for a future dimepiece. Always use protection.
Derty: I'm fittin to stay over monica's for a couple days.
Harry: What you gonna do that for?
Derty: Shit mayne, break that bitch off.
Harry: A lil SlutBangSession to the guts?
Derty: Fa Sho stay strapped cause that bitch is a hoe.
Harry: Tell that bitch I said suck my dick.
by bennypotsmoker September 6, 2007
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