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Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.
She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.
by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021
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Sloppy Toppy

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.
by Willie Willie September 19, 2018
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Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
by Radkid213 August 30, 2013
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sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night
by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008
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sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.
White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!
by papa squatz February 22, 2014
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Sloppy Roger

When you’re doing doggy and hack a loogie down a girls crack for lubrication!
Ol’ Jimmy did a sloppy roger on his girlfriend by using a loogie for lubricant.
by Johnnymaster94 February 6, 2023
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Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.
Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!
by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018
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