Shit Slit

A term for one's asshole. Coined by Marc M. of Sick Animation in his song "I Ain't Scared."

"I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."

by Xeno January 20, 2008

Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.

Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.

by e-rips January 6, 2004

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Slit Whisper

When a women expels air from her vagina, or more commonly known as a queef.

When I was going down on Jackie the bitch slit whispered in my face.

by DDK2501 December 21, 2011

Slit af

A combination of "sick" and "lit af", providing for a greater level of supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness.

*flips bottle into a basketball hoop, while dabbing*
"dude that was slit af"
"Golly, thanks a lot :D"

by yoloswaggin58 July 10, 2016

Puff Slit

Puff Slit. Heavier set womens vagina. An extra fold of skin that hangs over the female bits.

Brooklyn is going to the Dr due to the yeast infection in her puff slit... She’s so skanky.

by Marney S January 6, 2019

meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 26, 2023