swimming

A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.

Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: Dude! Ill
mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming

by Billy 5631963219639123691 April 9, 2006

swimming

The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005

Slamming brutal death metal

Slamming brutal death metal sometimes called slam metal for short is type of brutal death metal that uses heavier and more slowed blast beats called slams and a few breakdowns. Bands that are considered Slamming brutal death metal are extermination dismemberment, abominable putridity, epicardiectomy, vulvodynia and devourment.

Blake: Dude i saw Vulvodynia last night live, and it was brutal as fuck.
Jared: thats' dope, but did you see Devourment the pioneers of slamming brutal death metal yet?

by Robby Thrasher December 18, 2017

swimming

sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)

about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!

by genna January 25, 2005

Slamming

the act of injecting a drug into your veins.

I've been slamming heroin for the past 2 years.

I'd rather slam coke than snort it.

by ether_synth May 14, 2007

Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010

grand-slamming

Nailing someone in a Denny's bathroom. Bonus points if hash browns are involved.

Grand-slamming marialuvr01 yesterday was the best.

by forcameron September 19, 2009