slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023
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moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
by R0b0tMaker January 11, 2017
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Slappin

Slappin is midwest slang used to describe any noun that is extra cool.
Yo I just got new suspenders..they be slappin
by Hurts58 December 25, 2016
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Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.
Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.
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Slappin Flaps

Broooo this spring break was so dope, I was slappin flaps every night!
by Savvvvy July 01, 2023
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Slappin the Clown

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"
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south side slappin

A gorgeous women that is willing to give you a blowjob but you take control busting on her face slowly but surely as she chews her problems away on your nuts
I told the slut to give me some sloppy toppy but instead she finished of with nut all over her face and my balls in her mouth. She's good at south side slappin
by Young_Savage___ Insta January 14, 2016
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