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Skippy bayless

N. a person

1)Some one who makes bold predictions on sports and has no idea what he is talking about.

2)Who lacks a brain and constantly mocks the #1 Wr in the NFL.

See. Skip Bayless ESPN
Ochocinco - " T.O did you hear dat trash dat PB Skippy Bayless was sayin ? " T.O- "Over rated, My ASS!"
by GameCast_Ninja October 28, 2010
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skippy dammit

the (wrong) "rev" skippy dammit
(home of lil bastards' day care center & tennis shoe manufacturing facility)

home of "sermon de jour sans collection plate"
www.skippydammit.com
skippy dammit is SO the bomb !

he/it has simple solutions to complex problems.
by "rev" skippy dammit November 2, 2008
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skippy mcnipplehead

An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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Skippy Time

Applying peanut butter to your genitals so your pet will lick it off.
I cant sext right now, its skippy time.
by AlphaNerd June 21, 2009
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skippy and dippy

two friends, usually idiots, that always do stupid things together.
my mom calls me and my bestfriend skippy and dippy
by 8ogus February 19, 2018
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Skippy Dinglechalk

the man with the dinglechalk legacy, he is always riding his razer scooter, and will never stop.
"skippy dinglechalk.. it's just a kid on a razer scooter."
by Zelliee August 29, 2021
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Skippy dipping

When you dip your balls in peanut butter and put it back in the cabinet.
Bro, there’s a ball hair in my peanut butter. Have you been skippy dipping again?!
by Skippydip95 July 13, 2021
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