Skip to main content

skipping

Share definition
A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.
me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004
Flag
mugGet the skipping mug.

skipping the rail

Share definition
a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.
guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?
by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008
Flag
mugGet the skipping the rail mug.

Skippin'

Share definition
Living a lifestyle that consists of regular gambling, chainsmoking, pizza-eating, and coffee drinking.
Darrell: How you be livin'?
Damon: Man, I'm straight skippin'.
by 'Toine April 25, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Skippin' mug.

puddle skipper

Share definition
A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.
"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
Flag
mugGet the puddle skipper mug.
To swindle, to perform an act of fraud
Man, we totally got Dr. Skippered on that eighth! It's all seeds and stems!
by LC Skipper June 3, 2007
Flag
mugGet the Dr. skipper mug.

Skipped

Share definition
When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"
Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.
by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Skipped mug.
A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Skipper mug.