Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.
by ZMan June 22, 2010
by RoughRider3333 January 25, 2009
This is a fart that instead of dispelling out of your ass and traveling safely up your back for everyone to partake, it takes the dreaded turn upward over your cock and balls. Not only do you get the full brunt of the horrific blast, but you can now guarentee you won't be on the receiving end of any Road Head.
by Large Sausage February 28, 2008
The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).
Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.
by Dr. Sexy Will April 01, 2010
A polite way to tell someone, "Go fuck yourself!" It's the kind of phrase that even if you've never heard it before, when said at the right time with the right attitude, everyone in the room knows exactly what it means.
TOM: How 'bout you let me borrow 20 bucks?
DICK: How 'bout you go sit and spin!
HARRY: That shit was funny.
Example #2: Today on television I heard Rosie O'Donnell tell Donald Trump to sit and spin. I almost pissed my pants.
DICK: How 'bout you go sit and spin!
HARRY: That shit was funny.
Example #2: Today on television I heard Rosie O'Donnell tell Donald Trump to sit and spin. I almost pissed my pants.
by HuskyMiller December 21, 2006
When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018