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made fun of for a spelling error they made, i will defend them
“i can’t believe basil_gardening_scissors misspelled basil, yikes”
yeah okay and what about it you pissbaby”
by astraoria July 3, 2021
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Quiverin' Scissors

Lesbians with the palsy.
Yancy: Look at those quiverin' scissors over there.

Leland: What's quiverin' scissors.

Yancy: Lesbians with the palsy.

Leland: Oh.
by Shitbag Fuckwad September 18, 2010
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Rock Paper Scissors Pain

Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:

WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)

WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.

WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.

(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!

Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.

BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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dick scissors

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.
Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.
by UrbanDS January 18, 2016
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running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.
I thought running with scissors was a great movie
by redcomrad February 16, 2007
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scissors

An analogy for a pair of very close friends. Scissors are only an effective tool when the two separate parts come together and stay together, like a good friendship. Its a common saying in the Caribbean.
"Meera and that girl are such close friends, like scissors friends"
by NotAnEmployeeofCEP June 17, 2013
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rock paper scissors

A strategic game played between two people. The choices are rock, paper or scissors gesture with the hand. Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper.
Q:"Who's going to pay for lunch?"
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."

The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).

If there is a tie, they go again.
by Hank July 10, 2004
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