simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

simp

oliver

oliver is a simp

by alive leasure October 21, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020

simp

stanley

stanley is a simp. -renren

by renayay October 27, 2020

simp

All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.

Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021

simp

you.

you're the simp

by hoeforcurlyboys March 9, 2021