An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
by Kytee January 19, 2010
The fattest shit i know
by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019
by Fatyumboi September 17, 2018
One of the biggest snakes you will ever meet. All the Asians seem to like her. She likes to harass her friends in her spare time and laughs at how ridiculous she thinks they are. She seems to have extremely soft hair that appears to become more blonde every day. She usually takes and has really funny and bad pictures of her friends at all times so she can embarrass them when they make her mad or embarrass her. She is a great friend and whoever is lucky enough to get close to her will love her like we do <3
by thomas696969 November 28, 2013
A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.
by Brezok February 20, 2020
by baseheads July 08, 2006
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