meat shield

Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.

Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.

Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#

by sephrin May 20, 2007

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boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

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Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

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Girlfriend Shield

A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.

Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?

by HauntMan August 6, 2009

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