by MJisQweeeeeeen December 16, 2018
Shrek is our Lord and Savior.
by eat salty eggs February 07, 2019
by deluxe 4 December 31, 2014
People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022
A female erection "Sherection" which can be shortened to a Shrek On. This can happen when the clitoris is stimulated and full of blood, which makes it erect. This is similar to the male equivalent but naturally a little more discreet.
This would be subsequent to the term "fanny flutter"
This would be subsequent to the term "fanny flutter"
Rachel said to Garry whilst in the throws of passion "I've got a massive Shrek on"
(Good looking guy walks past)
Rachel: He just gave me a " Shrek On"
(Good looking guy walks past)
Rachel: He just gave me a " Shrek On"
by The KDT September 14, 2020
Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019