Shrek

Shrek, (also known as god), is a green ogre and you now need to exit his swamp.

Omg Shrek is lookin' fine!

by MJisQweeeeeeen December 16, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is our Lord and Savior.

Shrek will free us all from eternal damnation

by eat salty eggs February 7, 2019

shrekked

When a giant green ogre penis gets shoved up a ass

I JUST GOT SHREKKED FUUUUCCCCKKKJ

by deluxe 4 December 30, 2014

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

A pedophile ogre who molests 9-year-old boys.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is our God, our lord and our savior.

Guy 1: "I swear to God!"

Guy 2: "Don't swear to Shrek!"

by chounky March 12, 2019

Shrek

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.

Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019