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Shrek

Shrek, (also known as god), is a green ogre and you now need to exit his swamp.
Omg Shrek is lookin' fine!
by MJisQweeeeeeen December 16, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek will free us all from eternal damnation
by eat salty eggs February 7, 2019
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shrekked

When a giant green ogre penis gets shoved up a ass
I JUST GOT SHREKKED FUUUUCCCCKKKJ
by deluxe 4 December 30, 2014
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Shrek

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
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Shrek

A pedophile ogre who molests 9-year-old boys.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022
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Shrek

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.
Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek
by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019
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