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ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
by Pete Jones April 26, 2008
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schrapnel

"Don't gimme that shrapnel boy, just rolls of fifties"
by Dunny June 3, 2003
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Strapnel

a word used to describe several things such as a penis, a weapon etc... it could also be used to take the place of the word "fight", or "fucking".
man, lets strapnel this motherfucker!
I stayed strapneled....im trying to get some strapnel tonight.
by daniebee November 20, 2011
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diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit
The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.
by SickFiend May 23, 2016
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Scrapnel

The splashback that actually hits your ass when you have explosive diarrhea. Commonly carries fecal matter with the liquid making you have to wipe your ass cheeks as well as the hole.
Johnny- "Damn Steve, I got hit with Scrapnel, and I am all outta toilet paper!"
Steve- "Well Steve, you shouldn't of ate those Tacos!"
by batsoup August 30, 2009
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Dj sharpnel

A collabaration of some of the greatest speedycore/ j-core djs ever.
Dj sharpnel is some fucking hard energy speedycore huh?
by Sora01 October 20, 2008
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Shrapnephobia

Shrapnephobia is the fear of metallic or sharp metallic objects.
Commonly feared objects of Shrapnephobia:

-Knives

-Razor blades

-Paper clips

-Screws

-Nails

-Wire

-Barbed wire

-Silverware

-Any metal object with an edge
by ZenDominus September 2, 2009
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