speed bonus

The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.

Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.

by Kevin Rocks August 1, 2009

Get Sheped

A greeting or phrase to say "hi" or "fuck you."

The action of getting sheped or sheping someone.

Person 1: "Hey get sheped"
Person 2: "Shep yourself"

by Bandtshirts6969 December 7, 2022

Speed is key!

A phrase used by Jacksepticeye, a youtube gamer, when going fast or wanting to go fast.

Jack: Up the giant ramp Betty!! SPEED IS KEY!!!

by Grizzlolol August 31, 2016

shweed

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

by PriG November 13, 2010

Need for speed most Wanted 2012

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.

Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

speed cameras

A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.

In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.

by Stormsworder October 17, 2006

Claude Speed

The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.

That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.

by Scottendo June 17, 2006