On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
