Serbian Shoelace

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

by Sample Sam June 23, 2018

Shoelace Belt

Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.

My old belt broke so i'm rockin a shoelace belt.

by Sk4teN3rd June 16, 2011

shoeless joe

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.

Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005

Shoelace

Shoelace is my crushes code name

Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”

by I’m pre cool ik May 21, 2020

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

sexy shoelace

Another way of saying transient

Sara is one sexy shoelace!

by Dan201654845 October 3, 2006