poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

shmoop

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

by Keving9987 September 19, 2016

shmooky

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.

After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!

by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005

shloopy

to make a poopy;past tense shlooped

Yo Max be right back i gotta take a shloopy.
Yo J, i just shlooped on ur moms pillow.

by JGRO August 19, 2006

schmoopy

1)A term of endearment.

2)A pet name.

3)A type of poopy.

Also: Shmoopy

Origin: Ancient Celtic Garble "Skshmoopdy"

Is something wrong? Aww, come here shmoopy.

What a tiny turtle - I think I'll call it Shmoopy.

by Bum May 8, 2004

shmooples

When a hawk poops on you.

shmooples!

by Samuel Barberr September 26, 2012

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...

Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...

by jim May 13, 2005