Shizz

Fecal matter and male ejaculate that has been churned to a frothy consistency and leaks leaks from an exhausted sphincter.

As she snored the shizz flowed like the golden rivers of Mead in Valhalla.

by Barnukl May 14, 2020

shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

by Pseudonym March 28, 2004

Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said

Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz

by GGAWD GNOHC June 7, 2013

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Shizz

A mix of both Shit and Jizz.

1: Dear God what's all over the floor?

2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.

by BroBuster May 16, 2021

shizz

when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time

“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”

by Big cock Calvin July 8, 2020

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007