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When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.
That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020
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shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.
Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.
by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008
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Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010
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shitpouts

1. pouting over something ridiculous

2. lower intestinal disturbance
Billy Bob has a nasty case of the shitpouts from that squirrel he ate last night.
by stacaroni September 14, 2011
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
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Kuku and Yaya Shitpost

Kuku and Yaya Shitposts is a American iOS / Android animated series produced to YouTube by Josenna and Mary. The series came upon YouTube shortly after the termination of their Yaya's World YouTube Account in August of 2020. Kuku and Yaya Shitposts revolves two young aging kids named, "Kuku" and "Yaya" who shows off their comedy purposes on each episode of the series. The Shitpost Series may be an animated reality show that portrays how Kuku and Yaya acts when cameras aren't shining. The series are meant for teenagers (above 13) and adults (over 18) entertainment as the episodes are not as child friendly as it seems.
Abby: hey the Kuku and Yaya Shitpost series is out!

Hailey: yeah I know. The series is fucking awesome
by Mary X Josénna August 15, 2021
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