no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

by C-Mills June 10, 2010

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shitpickletittyfuck

To show great anger or dismay

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!

by Tex Mex August 4, 2004

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009

Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.

Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.

by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009