Shitbag

Idk a random word I came up with

Mom: Did you do a massive shit?
Jimmy: No, I did a massive shitbag

by helloworldofsomewhat September 1, 2018

shitlag/shitlagging

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later

I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging

by BDJ Stellar October 1, 2023

Shitbag

1. A colostomy bag.
2. A container into which one defecates into.

1. Watch out for grandpa's shitbag when you go to hug him!
2. No I can't pull over.. Use a shitbag!

by FKR February 25, 2003

Shitrag

Somebody who sucks at everything, cannot do anything right, or is just a plain mother-fucking piece of shit

You Bloody shitrag
I'mm gonna bust your ass, shitrag

by Aronou Daedrakin (The Reincarnated Rydercha) October 9, 2004

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

by moojay January 13, 2011

shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.

Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.

by Stirke36 June 16, 2011

Shitbag

Used in the context of playing Fifa football game. The term given when a player chooses to pass the ball across the field of play to score a goal rather than take a shot at goal.

That goal Callum Moffat just scored was an absolute shitbag goal.

Your such a shit bag Callum for playing that shitbag goal

by enemynumber1 October 5, 2012