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shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
by browngringo July 31, 2010
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 17, 2010
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spinfucked

The act of putting spin on a ping pong ball and your opponent perfectly hits the spin back at you. Causing the ball to ricochet or bounce off the original hitters paddle faster, with more curve and in a direction not intended.
Example 1- I put so much spin on that ball, that when my friend Oz hit it back I spinfucked myself.

Example 2- I just I spinfucked myself playing ping pong.

Example 3-I am not sure how I lost that point. The ball came back so hard and fast that I simply got spinfucked.

Example 4-My buddy looked me in the eyes and instantly new he got spinfucked.
by RazorRaz February 10, 2020
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shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.
Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.
by ScarceLime August 18, 2021
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shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.
1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
by The Stuufler July 23, 2008
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Shitfuck

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"
by kmhebert December 25, 2008
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Mac shitfuck

A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you
miguel" hows it going anthony

anthony" great i just got this new laptop.

miguel" o i see its a 7

anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent

miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better

Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck
by pissed off definitions December 6, 2009
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