shitfar

Roughly the distance between Old East Campus and the Tritowers at NC State University

or

exactly .5 miles

Student A: Hey bro, wanna go to the creamery?

Student B: I want some ice cream so badly, homedog... but the library's like two shitfars from UT and I'm way too lazy to walk that.

by mr. wuf October 16, 2010

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

shit-for-brainiac

A stupid person who thinks he or she is smart.

Sam: I thought oil would smother the flames of the fire.

Dave: Way ta go, shit-for-brainiac

by sphinchterella December 29, 2006

Shitboring

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.

man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...

by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

Shit For Tit

Giving nothing, or something much lesser then what is given to you. Comes from a woman giving a guy sexual pleasure, and he giving nothing back.

"Dude I'll trade you my sandwich for those cookies."
"Man, thats shit for tit."

Also can be said and/or is related to shit for your tit

by K-Yarn December 6, 2012

Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.

"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."

by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

Bake that shit for a minute!

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜

Bake that shit for a minute!

by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020