Shit Stained Vagina.

Yes. I made this phrase up.

"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.

by The OGBG 2007 March 10, 2008

shit-staind-balls

the exact same thing as shit-stained-balls but in a wording that pays tribute to homosexual rock band staind'

person 1: shit-staind-balls was playing their hit song last night
person 2: dude their so homo

by shitdoggie August 17, 2010

shit stained balls

When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.

"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"

by Doggertron May 6, 2010

shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008

shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

by Dunkin D April 22, 2016

covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit

my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022

Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

by the fatness December 18, 2011