Rain Shark

(Noun) Person who uses inclement weather to their advantage.

Martin: I really don't want to go to that house viewing tonight, it's pissing it down.

Jen: You should go. No one else will turn up and you'll be an absolute rain shark.

by Jenbox June 3, 2018

Sharkisha

A fabaluss child who has an amazing acne mustache. She’ll be forever alone but that’s okay.

Boy: Wow look at Sharkisha crying in the corner

Girl: Welp just another normal day.

by Klassic with a K December 22, 2017

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 24, 2003

Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by Mike & Nick January 8, 2009

shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Nigger Shark

A black person who can swim

Alex: Omg Tyrone is swimming
Frank: Look at that Nigger Shark go

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

The Shark

A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.

i.e. Dave "The Shark"

Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass

Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.

by chopper69 November 12, 2009