Shit On Stick

A phrase used to describe a weird person or a jerk.

Chidi looks like a shit on stick.

by Anonymouss01 February 6, 2019

Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

Fuck Shit Up Stick

The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".

Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick

by LMHSblowsmacock June 10, 2010

stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft April 23, 2014

Shit the stick

To Fuck around, Hang out, or Chill. Various activities - none of which are productive. A general activity for many young americans.

Dave: "Yo bro call me this weekend we can shit the stick."

Clark: "Yeah man, for sure."

by Bingo Gringo March 27, 2011

Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024

shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003