A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.
Shelby Foote
by Winnipoo November 25, 2009
a fat rug muching mush mort has a fat ass and a dirty face thinks she is the most sexiest girl in the world when really she is a dirty huge fat mush mort..
by john5544 September 09, 2011
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
by jolly roger69 March 11, 2011
by flankyy October 02, 2011
1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
by papa pp May 27, 2008
by Dan Parrigin February 15, 2009
by Shelbi McGorry January 03, 2008