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Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"
Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.
by CopeDawg February 17, 2018
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Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018
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Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.
Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!
by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009
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street sweepers

An assault shotgun, such as the Pancor Jackhammer. Comes from its ability to engage multiple targets at the same time. Also called a street cleaner.
Get a eye full of lead when I slight your lights out/
With a street cleaner, wipe your life out/
Bullets know at you're ears, like a Tyson fight bout/
by NewBreedZero June 18, 2004
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SHEENER

The act of intoxicating oneself for a lengthy period of time, with cocaine, alcohol, prostitutes and money - then belligerently spewing forth uncontrollable, turret syndrome like goon babbleish delusions of grandeur...often used to spin doctor ones ass out of a huge heap of shit.
Notxas was on such a SHEENER through the 80's and 90's that he doesn't know what is real and what is a hallucination - but damn...talks smak like a champ!

I got a suitcase full of blow,lets get crazy, you trash my room, so I won't have to pay you for putting out, lock you into the entertainment center,...Sound like a hot date? Oh look, I'm on my own drug right now, oh oh my face is melting off!
by JKOR_ March 24, 2011
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cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.
My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!
by dorham May 26, 2006
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semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them
"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"
by hookem1961 June 18, 2014
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