shoes

slang term used for marijuana by paranoid white kids.

"Hey man, you got any shoes/can I borrow some shoes?"
"Yeah, I've been walking all day man."

<Thanks to my friend for being paranoid>

by Who_leo August 24, 2008

fufu in the shoe shoes

the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing

person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "

person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "

person 1: " god dammit timmy "

by kickasskingsXD69 October 22, 2014

Shoe

An external covering for the foot, and that does not have toes. Skeletoes, for example, are not technically shoes.

I put on my shoes in the morning when I want to be a normal person, but when I want to look silly I put on my Skeletoes.

by Billy Joe Bob the 2nd October 20, 2012

Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 March 24, 2011

Shoes

Tires. Them rubber things you put on ur whip.

Hey bitch! Get some new shoes on ur ride!

by AtotheJisMyHero February 09, 2008

Shoe

Hard sock

1: "you can't just wear socks"
2: "well they're the hard ones. I still got the soft ones underneath"
1: "its called a shoe, bitch"

by Audi0Phil3 February 11, 2021

Shoe

What the heck are you looking up shoes for?! Your probably wearing one right now IdIoT! Use ur brain! Wait you cant YOU DONT HAVE A BRAIN DUMBO

me im a shoe XD

by Ambar_wolf October 23, 2017