i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

Selfie King

Someone who takes a lot of photo's of themselves.

Luke Brooks is the Selfie King to end all Selfie Kings. He is flawless.

by Fagggggggot November 2, 2012

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day

National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day Come on guys/girls don’t be shy ☺️

by The crackhead November 7, 2019

self confidence

being content with who you are. mentally and physically.

walking into a room and not caring what others think.
loving yourself the way you are.

She used to walk into a room and wonder if the people liked her, now she walks in and wonders if she likes them, that girl has finally gained some self confidence. (:

by adriana932 December 30, 2013

crazy tail self

AAVE used to describe someone who is cute, funny, silly, crazy, etc. Can basically be used whenever describing someone in a joking or humorous manner.

He fine asf with his crazy tail self

Her crazy tail self need to get back to work

by Zozogabobo March 4, 2021

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.

This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

Self-circumcision

Surgical procedure executed with nothing more than your own zipper, generally under the anesthetic effects of beer, rum, vodka, whiskey or similar beverages.

1) Man! Do you recall if last night i was attacked by a furious wild animal?
- Dont think so, maybe you just got self-circumcised.

2) OMG dude!! I wonder if during last night's party I nailed a long-nailed chick or if I just executed a Self-circumcision.

by Antonio MH August 4, 2009