The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010

squinty eyes

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes

by Sexydimma March 27, 2017

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of

"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"

by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016

squinty

Asians with eyes that look like thier squinting.

Dude look at that squinty, he looks like his eyes are closed!

by darsea February 26, 2008

non sequitur

"What is your favorite beer?"
"Gee, that's a good question - I guess I would have to say Celine Dion CD's are unlistenable."

"Isn't the definition above an example of a non sequitur?"
"Well, waking up in a ditch chained to a goat sure ruins your day."

by weepster August 4, 2006

squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

by oddwriter September 26, 2005

Sequentialism

The philosophy that all things commit to a natural order, that human effort is often fruitless in its attempt to replace this order with one of its own.

A wise man once told me that he was a devoted follower of sequentialism.

by The_Discombobulator February 23, 2010