Selfish Snowball 

When you're doing her on top and she has her legs under you and just as you jizz, she goes "KIAT" and flips you over her and onto the floor upside down. Your jizz travels down to pool on your face.

I was having makeup sex with my girl last night when she suddenly flipped me over at the moment of climax and I ended up doing a selfish snowball, I guess she's still mad.

Selfish Snowball by DJFckFace July 13, 2023

Selfish Gene

The concept that genes are the primary drivers of evolutionary processes, and they are "selfish" in the sense that their main goal is to replicate themselves. This idea emphasizes that genes are the units of natural selection and that organisms, including humans, are essentially vehicles or survival machines that exist to ensure the replication of their genes.

The Selfish Gene can also relate to Dawkinian memes as while genes are units of biological information that are passed from one generation to the next, memes are units of cultural information that are transmitted through human culture and society. Memes can be ideas, behaviors, languages, fashion trends, and more.

"Have you ever read Richard Dawkins book The Selfish Gene?"

Selfish Gene by Memeologyolgyolygist October 17, 2023

selfish brown 

A person who is constantly talking about something in their possession by using a particular word.

"That chompski is mine bro"

"Give me ten you selfish brown"

selfish brown by Hutchsizzle March 16, 2010

Selfish Politics

When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.

Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)

Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"

Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"

Selfish Politics by Moonshine Billy September 18, 2012

selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving

Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes

selfish asshole by helloOnisionyourewelcome March 6, 2017

Selfish Benefits 

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.

I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.

Selfish Benefits by THE LULU November 29, 2010

Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

Selfish Walrus by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011